Honey ASMR

The Honey-gasm  Sweet golden larva bursts through a million tiny crevasses, like heaven exploding into and filling every brain-pore. It trickles down your spine and…

The Honey-gasm 

Sweet golden larva bursts through a million tiny crevasses, like heaven exploding into and filling every brain-pore. It trickles down your spine and sends you to a place you’ve only ever dreamt of before now… geez, I should write sexy fiction for a living! Look, no need to thank me! So, I thought I better send out a little ecstasy to all my bee-loving fans to get everyone in the mood! This time of year can be stressful, and what better way to relax than a little magic from Ben, the honey-whisperer, to make your Sunday just that much saucier. Just when you thought bees couldn’t provide you (or me) with any more joy, here we have it– the sweet pop-and-crackle of honeycomb between a bee man’s lips to send shivers and tingles from head to toe. It’s having that effect, right? I’m sending you all to heaven, right? Phew! I thought so 😉 ASMR, or “Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response” has been an internet phenomenon since the early 2000s, that describes (according to Merriam Webster) a bodily response of excitement and pleasure; “a tingling feeling that starts at the top of the head and trickles downward”. It is often caused by soft whispers or hand movements on objects— however, we also know from the waves of sheer delight I can feel bouncing from your screen to mine that a bearded man, chewing on locally-produced honeycomb stimulates the kind of ecstasy too X-rated to talk about here, now defined as a “honey-gasm”! Happy saucy Sunday (bee) lovers xx

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